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Joey's Condom

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Joey had a condom on the bus.
                  And
                    I
                Wanted
                    It.
I had ten dollars in pocket and Joey said " If you give me ten dollars I'll give you the condom." And I said "No." The next day I had twenty dollars and Joey said " If you give me twenty dollars I'll give you the condom." And I said "No." Then Joey said " I'll just give it to you."

  ....

             So I took it.
And wrapped it up in my shirt. Then Hope said "Let me see it!" and she put it in her mouth. She wouldnt give it back so I pulled it out of her mouth. Then I wrapped it up  and cleaned it off. Then Hope started " BILLY HAS A CONDOM! BILLY HAS A CONDOM! IT TASTE LIKE BANANAS!!!"  Then the bus driver started looking at us funny and said " Whatever floats his boat."
So then I wrapped it up in my twenty dollar bill because I didnt have pockets. Then Hope got off the bus and I dropped it in Tessa's seat and Tessa's  like " Can I use it for later?" And I'm like "No."  

           Then I got off the bus and when I was walking infront of the bus I dropped it and the bus driver looked at me real funny. Then I whent inside and called Mason and he said I could come over. So I did. Then we walked to this kids house and he had food and we ate. Then on the way back I was looking at the condom and Mason took it from me and opened it. Then Mason licked it and said " It tastes like bananas."  Then I put it on my hand and the neighbor dude saw us and I put my hand up and went " I am aqua man."  Then I took it off my hand and Mason went behind a tree and started to put it on and I said " Mason it's unrolled. It's gonna be hard to get on. And it's not gonna fit you because you're too small!"

           Then while he was putting it on it snapped.

                  And he screamed...
                 
                                         ... and I laughed.
Then we went to the next person's mail box and put it on their mail handle so when they opened it they would touch it. Then Mason found a pinecone and a school bus just so happened to be going by. And it went by and he chucked it.

                  And we hauled ass.

Then we went back and the bus was sitting there looking for us. We were climbing up a tree so he couldnt see us. We had a handful of rocks. Mason threw the rocks at the bus. The bus driver got out. Then I threw them and it hit the bus and bus driver. He still didnt see us so me and Mason jumped down and  Mason ran one way and I ran the other.

             I hid behind the bus. And Mason hid behind some bush.
Mason picked up a handful of mulch and jumped out of the bush. And he dropped it. The bus driver went back into the bus and hit the gas petal and started to move. So I ran behind it and started hitting the back and he slammed on the breaks and I ran into the bus and started laughing. Then me and Mason ran into his house.

           Then me and Mason went out at two in the morning and there was like four cops just riding around. Me and Mason were scared. So we went and got two more kids and the one dude got out of the car and started looking around and this kid Chuck broke the cop car window and we saw the flashlight turn and shine at the car. We ran.

             We ran to this bridge and hid under it. Then everybody went home and me and Mason didnt wake up until twelve.

              The condom's still on that mailbox. Next time I go over I'll check.
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